18, needs car insurance for ANYTHING please help ?

OK ah cant take anymore of this…
i’m 18 have had a license for 3 months now and live in the UK jarrow, tyne and Wear…
All i want is a shit little car.
But the insurance is fukin ridiculus
no matter what i do a car costing £300 insurance will still be £5000 – £6000
doesn’t matter if the engine is the size of a vacuume cleaner motor it jus wont go down.
PLEASE somebody find me a car that isn’t over £2000 that the insurance wont be beyond a joke. Been at this for over a week now and cant find anything. gocompare money supermarket direct line aviva. even put my mother as the main driver of the car with me as additional driver and still £5000 – £6000. Even insurance fraud is expensive PLEASE help me