Being scottish is about driving a german car to an irish pub to drink belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing a indian curry or turkish kebab on the way to sit on swedish furniture and watch american tv shows on a japanese tv.
and the most scottish thing of all ?. Suspicion of all things foriegn.
Only in scotland can a pizza get to your home faster than an ambulance.
Only in scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get there prescriptions while healthy people can buy there fags at the door.
Only in scotland do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and up our junk and cheap lawnmower in the garage.
NOT TO MENTION.
18 scots had seriose injuries in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigerette in thier mouth.
4 scots got broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
In 2000, 8 scots were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up in tiolet.
proud to be a scot ru
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