Can I share something my Aussie friend sent me recently? It is funny.?

Please do not get offended it is all in fun. My friend is an Aussie.
ONLY AUSSIES

Being Australian is about driving in a German car
to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or A Turkish kebab, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
Oh and…. Only in Australia … can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

Only in Australia … do supermarkets make
sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get milk while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia … do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Australia … do banks leave both doors wide open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Australia … do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

NOT TO MENTION….

A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

and finally………

In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull
whilst throwing up into the toilet.