Good idea to make supermarket with english titles and help translate pleasse!?

Hello deer one! I from Egypt!
A smaller supermarket to happen my is to build near the airport of egypt more offside near a many hotel build! It is many people from not egypt to happen to visit the supermarkt! they ask much what it is to mean in english (the product/the information)
Is it good Idea to make english signs for help the tourist which is to visit the supermarket? because american don’t know how to be good in egypt supermarket!)
Iam to plan to put to ones under here. (Please do correct when wrong !)

,,No load speaking!”
,,Shopping cart insurance for drive by damage not to pay by us!”
,,Deformed person toilet room”
,,Do not fill finger inside electicalitcity door. (It rips finger)”
,,Please avoid shopping cart stealing it is not nice for us to call the police for get it back you stealer”
,,Shemale toilet room not to happen. (Water under construction use male room).”
,,Watch the step on the survace wich is even”
,,Do not rock on purpose in order to not behave the boss the kick you in the supermarket”
,,Supermarkt open: Monday – Friday 8-20 time. Saturday 7-22 time.”
,,Everyday Monday Special! Higher Prices! Only at Monday please”
,,Do not overthrow the the bookplace”
,,No smoking. No cat, dog, animal. No danger. No drunken. < DON’T DO THESE IN OUR MARKET OR KICK OUT”
,,Come in Chinese friends! Rice to be good in Egypt”
,,When the service cleans the ground watch the fall. (fall slowly for not hurt you!)”
,,Drunken come in please go home”
,,No stealing. (WE DO SECURITY CAMERAING)”
,,Please don’t damage security will take you out”
,,Don’t be mistaken a rober. We call the police”
,,Boss not to be happen today. Please ask the round black woman at cash handle out. (She is another boss)”
,,If to speak the boss Plese It Knocks! To the door”
,,Fresh foot from tree and more today”
,,Apple and curved yellow fruit to be a nice price at the year”
,,Illegal parked car is fine to call the police. (It drive you car to other place and you to be the payer”
,,deadly influenced fish at the entrance handle out to you”
,,Don’t throw you staff at the ground. Clean up is not lovely to the service”
,,Go home come back have a nice day”
,,Don’t scare Khem at the entrance, he for service to you. (No treatment misshandling or rapement to him”
,,It is a nice day to be hot today! Please avoid shirtless”
,,Please wear shoes always”

You can tell which of the sign will be good idea to put? Because many tourist need help for good sign!
I have to be thankfully for the answer which to be deliverment of 10 points!